t h e L E G O L I S T !

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy” (variously attributed to W. C. Fields, Tom Waits, and most commonly Dorothy Parker) The preceding phrase was further developed by Dean Martin, who said, “I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.”
(big thanks to wikipedia)

“I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices.
I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do.
If a personality fascinates me, whatever mode of expression [...]